Last night President Obama was auditioning for his own late night talk show on Current TV by delivering one-liners with the best of them:
When talking about who is the biggest foreign policy bad ass Obama delivered this memorable jab:
Obama: We also have fewer horses and bayonets. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on
them. We have these ships that go
underwater, nuclear submarines.
Romney: Duh, err good one.
Romney (The better answer): Make sure you thank the Daily Show writing staff for that one. Thanks for pointing out that we no longer have steam frigates and ironclads. Do we still use muskets or do we have something better? I knew about the horses, but I think Marine Corpse [sic] men still use bayonets.
If FauxNews had a fake-news show like the Daily Show, I think you could get a job writing for it. Wait a second... it DOES have programming that's comical... it's called "Fox News".
ReplyDeleteGood one. The Daily Show can actually be Funny sometimes. Fox News doesn't need my brilliance, MSNBC or CNN on the otherhand...
ReplyDeleteYou better be careful, smart ass, you're on record as agreeing with me on occasion.